May 2012
  h0neybutts replied to your post: why is no one talking about how Jesse McCartney is… wow wow what i know right? omg, you think this would have made, not news, but you think someone would have known about this. i mean, someone probably knew about this (probably jesse mccartney) like, you think people would be talking on the internet or something, I haven’t heard anything. meh
May 30th
May 30th
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why is no one talking about how Jesse McCartney is in Chernobyl Diaries? wtf, I was caught very off guard when I saw his angelic face in this movie
May 30th
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sometimes while in a certain spot in my room it smells really weird. idk know what it is, it’s not a bad smell, i can telll it’s from an air freshener or something, but not knowing exactly what it is is very off putting.
May 30th
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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maghrabies: my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
www.ilovewatermelon.com
May 28th
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew: i had $54. i could either… pay my $54 phone bill or i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
May 28th
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May 28th
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i’m setting up my awesome pool today, my aunt is like “bring shorts!” like I have a pair of shorts, are you kidding  me right now. rolled up jeans, here i come!
May 28th
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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you could be bigger than the next justin bieber.
May 26th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
May 24th
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the only thing i remember about my dreamlast night is there was  a platypus. only remembering the important things in life
May 24th
i have this weird red thing on my leg that wasn’t there this morning. cancer.
May 24th
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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some old lady said to me “you have a beautiful complexion no zits or nothin’” she also was gasping for breath that entire time. i wonder if i had pimples if she was like OMG GROSS YOU GOT SOME NASTY ZITS. idk
May 23rd
May 22nd
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breadstickfanclub: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
May 22nd
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kittycatman: It sucks when my sister isn’t home to cook for me cause all I know how to make is toast and spaghetti and bacon sandwiches. Spaghetti and bacon sandwiches are too time consuming so I’m forced to eat toast. call the seed house ask for tom turkey say candi needs to come home NOW! I come home make you food ??? profit~!
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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How Do Dog Whistles Work?
zingbrit: fakescience: Science!
May 21st
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May 21st
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i used to think Mourning Doves were Owls, like not when I saw one, but when I heard one. idk
May 21st
May 21st
i think i need red hair again. blonde is boring, ugh.
May 21st
my room smells like something but i can’t tell what it is
May 21st
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May 20th
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I bought Tetris socks yesterday :')
i hate socks. why did i buy socks. these where 8 dollar socks ugh. they are cool though.
May 20th
May 20th
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I am going to the mall of america today with my sister. I’m tired for some stupid reason i can’t sleep in the mornings, it’s nice that i can sleep through the night now or whatever but if it means i’m gonna wake up at butt o clock in the morning i’d rather not, also, i can tell my legs are gonna hurt all day, oh well i don’t even care. ajbljk blaaaah~
May 19th