foxadhd:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

foxadhd:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

gosimpsonic:

"Hey, Lenny, lets say you pull a thorn out of the Pope’s butt and he grants you one wish. What’ll it be?"
"Only one, huh? Well, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that’s been ironed."
"Oh, that’d be sweet."
"Ah, gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt… damn, that’s tempting."

gosimpsonic:

"Hey, Lenny, lets say you pull a thorn out of the Pope’s butt and he grants you one wish. What’ll it be?"

"Only one, huh? Well, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that’s been ironed."

"Oh, that’d be sweet."

"Ah, gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt… damn, that’s tempting."

quentintarantinc:

Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher 

quentintarantinc:

Worker bees can leave 
Even drones can fly away 
The queen is their slave

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher 

gosimpsonic:

Responsible parenting.

gosimpsonic:

Responsible parenting.

supcake:

my favorite thing to ever happen

imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image